Самые лучшие английские анекдоты

Автор: Матвеев Сергей Александрович Жанр: Языкознание  Научно-образовательная  Анекдоты  Юмор  2015 год
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After a few more minutes a man came to the door with tools in his hand, so the lady let the boy take his ball away. When the man finished fixing the window, he said to the lady, “That will cost you exactly ten pounds.” “But aren’t you the father of that young boy?” the woman asked, looking surprised. “No,” he answered, equally surprised. “Aren’t you his mother?” * * * – Is it really true that everything between Rosalie and you, Michael, is over? A whole year you were keeping company. [12] – Just imagine! – And did you tell her about your rich uncle whose only heir you are. – It was just because I told her about it. She left me to become my auntie. * * * Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign saying “DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG!” posted on the glass door. Inside he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor beside the cash register. He asked the store manager, “Is that the dog folks are supposed to beware of?” “Yep, that’s him,” he replied. The stranger couldn’t …